Okay, I have to type fast, so please excuse any errors. You will not believe this. Like, really will not believe this:
Be prepared for some shocks. Last weekend me and bro spent some time at grandma and grandpa’s house. It was super fun! We spent time snoozing on couches and being pet. It was glorious. Fast forward a few days, Grandma and Grandpa brought us back to our house, and all of a sudden there was a new teeny tiny human at our house. Now, we've had tiny humans at our house before, but they always go away to their own houses after a while. This one…. Prepare yourself… STAYED. Like, permanently lives at my house. He spends all day with us and all night. And get this… every time he screams and yells, mom and dad cater to his every need!!!!! Even at 3am. And they don't seem upset about it, they look at him with love. Even when he's screaming! The whole situation is completely absurd. When I act naughty, I get corrected. When Tiny Human screams and yells, he gets attention! Hello backwards!
For about two weeks mom and dad were telling us they had to go visit "brother" in the hospital because he was working on getting better. Honestly, I had no idea what this meant, but took the opportunity to get my beauty rest all day in preparation of the long scream-fest nights.
Hold onto your hats- you're really not going to believe this part. Monday started out with our new normal, mom and dad tending to Tiny Human, getting ready, leaving to visit "brother" in the hospital, then something even more shocking happened. Are you prepared for this?
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They came home with a SECOND TINY HUMAN. TWO! AND TO TOP IT OFF, THEY LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE! What????? Dear Reader, you know I'm not a fan of change. You know I don't "adapt easily." This situation is quite shocking to say the least. At first I was displeased. I mean, who the heck invited they guys to live with us?
It's been five days with the identical tiny humans and I have to say things are calming down a little and my shock is starting to wear off a smidge. At first I kept my distance from the screamers, but I have to say they're growing on me a little tiny bit. I've started to sniff them when I walk by. I'm not to the point of licking their toes like Cohen, but I'm opening my heart a little bit to them. Also, they do sleep quite a bit which gives me the opportunity to lay with mom just like normal. Mom and Dad still seem to love me and pet me, so….. Things could be worse. I guess.
I have no deep insightful thoughts about anxiety today. I just needed to share this unbelievable news. I hope you're having a great, non-shocking weekend!
